An Honorary Spanish Diva, I am

So..today we went to have breakfast at this local dinner that seems to only be open for lunch and breakfast. Their hours are 5:30-5:00PM. We sat down and our waitress lady, some older PR lady in her 50's maybe, came by. She was nice, we ordered and when she turns away..I was appalled at what I saw. She had a REVERSE camel toe.

"What is that?"..you may be asking..well she had her underwear that didnt fit her anymore making a crease on her butt, so it was splitting her cheeks in half, making it look like she had 4 ass cheeks. Eeeeeew! I wish I had a pic of it, it was gross. I wanted to say something. I mean gurl..If you're going to wear tight pants like that, wear FITTING pants or appropriate undergarments.